Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Deputy Mayor defends 'duck's arse' remark about employee's hairstyle by stating that it was an accurate observation.
• Police release wanted photographs of generic looking criminals.
• Aspiring Editor attacks fitting roadside tribute to alcoholic father.
• Local resident lodges complaint with council after lack of pole dancing monkeys at Poole bar.

Also revealed: Alex issues a retraction.