Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Communist state begins printing own currency.
• Dog-napping to order reaches record high in South East London.
• Diversity service closes after remit is exposed as too inclusive.
• Theives still on the run despite losing streak.

Also revealed: Alex's dubious take on the phonetic alphabet.

And much, much more...