Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Swindon awarded coveted Cleanest Fountain accolade after mischievous prank.
• Victim blames one-legged criminal for Atheism.
• Council apologises after off-hand comment from local resident accidentally leads to formation of first clown school in town.
• Lord of the Rings character caught with stolen wedding photo.

Also revealed: Alex imitates a chainsaw.