Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Local roundabout deprived of Christmas magic after council cock-up.
• Charitable extreme bowls tournament to be held in swimming baths.
• Forgetful driver leaves passengers on bus.
• Fame hungry couple contrive convoluted fox attack hoax.

Also revealed: The Christmas Competition reaches crisis point.