Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Breath organs across Swindon untangle after nightclub shuts.
• Fined takeaway owner claims specialist order requested mouse droppings on pizza.
• Local Editor raves at potential racism levelled at 'special' ginger friend.
• Used papier-mâché 'love' donkey becomes inadvertent star of Christmas mystery story.

Also revealed: Rob sings...