Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• New Forest gunman hires victim as mentor.
• Mr W Wonka denies knowledge of an unprovoked attack by members of his workforce.
• Cancellation of ghost walk leaves participants exorcised.
• Mystic Parkes reveals predictions for 2013.

Also revealed: The winner of our Listener Story of 2012 is unveiled...