Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• The Birdman returns in the Mysterious Case of the Stuffed Cheetah.
• Nudist group outraged by woman seen wearing swimming costume.
• Parkes on puberty.
• Err...that's it.

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