Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Suspect arrested in Hobby Craft after hiding in bead aisle.
• Town on lockdown after grit theft.
• Man denies allegations of 'switching off' ex-wife after peculiar sound bite.
• Local philanthropist conned out of £30,000 after yacht bought on internet turns out to be cardboard cutout.

Also revealed: He's possibly onto us...