Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Local paper reveals scientific exclusive on sunshine making subjects feel 'better'.
• Police smash in back doors of man disguised as grandmother.
• Legal precedent set for minimum number of cinema rows needed between patrons to lawfully masturbate.
• Channel 5 commissions new veterinary drama entitled Dash loosely based on Magnum, P.I.

Also revealed: A little too much gets revealed...