Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Occasional table on loose in Dorchester.
• Local man claims he is to become next astronaut after accidentally inhaling aerosol
• Cheating husband blames infidelity on cat people.
• Drama teacher defends directorial decision to include imitation assault rifles in production of Cinderella.

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