Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Commentators find ten rude names for journalist after questionable story.
• Daily Mail blames Latin ducks for stealing birds away from hardworking British ducks.
• Animal welfare charities outraged after couple crucify hamster.
• Mexican wing of charity disgusted to learn that collection bags used in connection to fraud.

Also revealed: Rob is found to be moonlighting...