Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Woman shocked to learn that birds can fly.
• Local Women's Institute face further embarrassment after laying on lavish banquet for talk on eating disorders.
• Police attribute rise in 'flashing' to recent article highlighting most common locations.
• Paper faces criticism after 'sexing up' photograph of dead goldfinches.

Also revealed: Alex reveals the truth behind what really happened when he was left alone with Rob's cat...