Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Surviving ancestors of Abraham Lincoln shocked to discover link to Sydenham man.
• Wannabe cowboy leads mission to rid world of abandoned greenhouses.
• Elderly resident found to be using live grenade as decorative lawn ornament.
• Man rescued by fat dog after ambush by gang of woodland creatures.

Also revealed: Concerns mount for local editor...