Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• BBC admits error after homeless alcoholic films documentary on crystal meth addiction in US.
• Grandmother blames lack of clear signage after mistakenly driving onto runway at Manchester Airport.
• Landlord adds limited edition porpoise burger to menu.
• Man burns mouth on hot food.

Also revealed: Rob wants a tattoo...