Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• The Six Million Dollar Man spotted in Bexley charity shop.
• Council installs telephone box themed urinals.
• Unprovoked plaiting treated as hate crime.
• Unicorn seeks asylum in Russia after forged documents discovered.

Also revealed: Alex has the willies put up him...