Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Band of rogue journalists deny stealing fencing for new theme park.
• Social worker subjects reluctant family to fried chicken.
• Elvis fans flock to Croydon after misleading promotional video.
• 49-year-old former primary school pupil attacked by superimposed fox.

Also revealed: We make a desperate plea for reviews.