Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Former Dallas star refutes alleged homophobia at local bowling alley.
• Jazz musician Reindeer Shank found safe and well in Blackheath.
• Woman vows to never return to London after foot licking horror.
• Saved cow, dies.

Also revealed: Rob talks pottery...