Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Council criticized after including brothel expenses in pensioner's budget plans.
• Shoddily painted boulders vandalised.
• Fast food restaurant slammed after enforcing equine drive-thru ban.
• Woman startled by massive 3ft monster.

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