Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Man takes photo of bridge maintenance.
• Neighbour's unrequited love manifests itself in tedious poem.
• Roller skating grandmother threatened by child with voice like Ian Paisley.
• Woman slammed for owning car after reliving tragic incident.

Also revealed: We issue a call for constructive criticism.