Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Local residents complain after public convenience continues to be used as lift.
• After first face-to-face encounter with rabbit, police sergeant admits daughter has been keeping plastic bag as pet.
• Cast of new operatic production reassures public that it is not an April Fools' prank.
• Couple outraged over controversial method used by interior designer to redecorate bathroom.

Also revealed: Alex's suspicious lavatorial habits.

And much, much more...