Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Man offered under-the-counter sheep in pub.
• Fisherman mistakes fish for crocodile.
• Multilingual vigilante gives burglars good hiding.
• Former England midfielder gives poem to tattooist.

Also revealed: Alex gets distracted...