Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Kidnapper passes through customs after producing consent letter from victim's father.
• Police finger suspect in prosthetic arm theft.
• Makers of Monopoly struggle to fill board with local landmarks for new Swindon based edition.
• The ubiquitous White Van Man strikes again.

Also revealed: We dole out ill-advised relationship advice...