Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Deputy Chief Sewer Flusher once again overlooked for promotion.
• Mysterious dusty vase found among Christmas presents.
• Missing dog loses picture competition.
• Train Operating Company denies passenger culling suggestion to reducing running costs.

Also revealed: Alex completes a jigsaw...