Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Taxi driver discovers headlights after 13 years in the business.
• Pigeon fancier grounded by council.
• English breakfast composition discussion descends into anarchy.
• Significant breakthrough in historical saw theft rocks local community.

Also revealed: The continental feel continues...