Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Customer suggests anarchic new burger to fast food 'restaurant'.
• Journalist meets premature end over unsympathetic story.
• Fairies discovered in rural barn.
• Tourist found using correct pronunciation results in immediate name change for Welsh village.

Also revealed: Rob uncovers his true heritage...