Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Customer mistakenly identifies insect found in kebab.
• University withdraws funding after remote controlled cockroach.
• Pavlova theft sparks nationwide condemnation.
• Shrub implicated in swan murder.

Also revealed: Alex has an axe to grind...not literally.