Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Flying ace Sidcup Morrison knighted in Queen's Birthday Honours List.
• Greendale residents outraged after postmaster alleged to resemble dead tree.
• Newspaper launches top ten list competition after news dries up.
• UFO sighting found to be cloud-shaped cloud.

Also revealed: We decide to enter a competition...