Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

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Stories this week include:

• Local pub praised for security measures in review.
• Woman inherits supermarket empire after finding rancid pastrami.
• Fast food chain defends advertisements aimed at pets.
• Grandmother threats bouncer after disparaging remark about bicycle repair business.

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