Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Seven-year-old headteacher ushers in changes reminiscent of Victorian workhouse.
• Swingers delighted by Black Bullhead discovery.
• Clown shortage unrelated to ongoing police operation says clown union, No Laughing Matter.
• Misconceptions about Wales found to be only partial true.
• Amateurish podcast features in local paper after competition entry (Click here).

Also revealed: We endorse the legendary triangular Swiss chocolate with honey and almond nougat...