Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Discredited historian claims clowning profession descended from Jesus.
• Dramatic increase in requests for Victorian hairstyles reports salon.
• School introduces corset and suspenders discussion to sex and relationships education.
• Security guard suspended after using genitals to search items for contraband.

Also revealed: Rob struggles...