Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Nick Griffin, BNP Chairman denies shameless attempt to secure female vote by canvassing in drag.
• Police close-in on amateur social worker after stethoscope found in hedgerow.
• Mice annex council house and establish sovereign territory.
• Somalia pirate exchanges life on the high sea for deputy manager position in local Gregg's delicatessen.

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