Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Emergency services question soaring costs of superfluous rescue boat.
• Family man moves back in with parents after hilarious prank comes to fruition.
• High Priestess denies link between dirty nappies and the occult.
• Sh*tbags fingered in attempted asthmatic memorial bench theft.

Also revealed: We get interrupted...