Happy Pioneer Day weekend from Utah! Pioneer Day is our state holiday to celebrate the 1847 arrival of the Mormons. Correction: We're no longer "Mormons." The woke term is "Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints." That may seem like a mouthful, so here's a mnemonic ditty to help remember the ecclesiastically correct terminology. It's a parody of "Saturday Night," a hit for the Bay City Rollers in 1975. Incidentally, that was just 16 years after the Mormon Tabernacle Choir charted their own Top 20 hit. Correction: It's no longer "The Mormon Tabernacle Choir." It's now "The Tabernacle Choir at Temple Square." Got it? Moron Pioneers: M. Spaff Sumsion: Lyrics Robert Lund: Vocals, instruments, and production