Stories this week include:

• DWP website signposts benefit claimants to jobs as village halls.
• Former fast food mascot believed to have amassed band of street urchins for criminal endeavours.
• Teen finally secures date with family cat.
• Pregnant hedgehog denies attending Conservative Party Conference.

Warning: This episode contains explicit Jacob Rees-Mogg related content.

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