(0:00) Show Open: L.A. Win The World Series, but can’t dodge the Covid

Dodgers clinch World Series crown but now face QUARANTINE after player was pulled mid-game for testing positive for COVID... and he returned maskless to celebrate

Hundreds of Trump supporters stuck in the cold for hours when buses can't reach Omaha rally

 (13:05) Entertainment News

 

Jon Stewart Is Returning to TV

Kim Kardashian Is "So Humbled and Blessed" That She Can Escape the Coronavirus on a Private Island

"Borat" Was Streamed by "Tens of Millions of Customers"

 

(26:15) OMG: The Most Terrifying Story Of The Year

A guy in New York City who was waiting for a bus fell into a sinkhole that was so filled with rats, he couldn't yell because they were going in his mouth.  (Full Story)

(30:55) Five New Dating Terms Thanks to Coronavirus

Modern dating has so many ridiculous nuances that it requires its own vocabulary . . . I mean, there WAS a time when none of us had heard of "ghosting" or "catfishing" or "swiping."

And now the pandemic has led to a whole NEW list of terms to describe unique dating situations.  Here are some of the best ones . . .

COVID-worthy, "a quality a potential match should have before you consider risking an in-person date."  

sexually distancing, "when you heroically pause your sex life so as to not spread coronavirus."  

virtual date, "a date held on Zoom, FaceTime, et. al." 

quarantine and chill, "when you hunker down with a romantic prospect, partly out of boredom, partly out of horniness." 

antibody-boy and antibody-girl, "a person who brags about having antibodies on a dating app, hoping it will lead to more matches."  (Huffington Post) (Here are even more terms you can check out.)

(41:25) Six Things Parents Will Do Instead of Trick-or-Treating

Halloween scavenger hunts. Some parents are doing them in small groups, which can still be risky.  So if you really want to stay safe, keep it in the family and hide candy around your place Easter Egg-style. 

Movie nights and indoor picnics. A lot of parents are ordering pizza, watching scary movies, playing games, and letting kids have as much candy as they want. 

Outdoor costume parties and parades. They're fairly low-risk if everyone wears a mask and stays six feet away.  But that's not always easy with kids. 

Pumpkin carving. We usually do it before Halloween.  But it's a good thing to SAVE for Halloween this year, because it burns time and keeps kids occupied. 

Halloween piñatas. They're a decent replacement for trick-or-treating, because your kids still get to be surprised by what kind of candy they get. 

Costume parties on Zoom, so they can show off their outfits.  You can keep it casual, or make it a contest where people vote, and the best costumes earn the most candy.  Just make sure you've got enough on hand to pay them out. (Huff Post / JSOnline)

(52:10) Dumbass of the Day

 

Thieves Break Into an Escape Room, Crack the Safe . . . But Only Find Riddles Inside

Florida Man Steals Bulldozer, Mows Down Biden Signs, Claims To Have Been Drunk: Police

Massive 'fetish party' broken up by German police for breaking COVID-19 restrictions

PSA: Don't Super Glue Vampire Teeth in Your Mouth Like Other People on TikTok

 

 

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