The World Famous Frank Show

(0:00) Show Open: Mask Up America

Biden says he will ask Americans to wear masks for the first 100 days he's in office (Is the country not wearing masks at all?)

 Lots of female service workers are reporting that men are finding new ways to harass them with mask-related comments like, quote, "Let me see that pretty face under there" or "Take it off for me, just a quick flash."

(13:20) Entertainment News

 

George Foreman Thinks Mike Tyson Could Make a Serious Title Run Right Now

One of Carole Baskin's Volunteers Almost Lost an Arm to a Tiger

Warner Brothers Movies Will Hit HBO Max the Same Day They Hit Theaters in 2021

 (25:35) A New "Tickle Bar" Is Opening, and It's Just What It Sounds Like

I'm not sure this is the business I'D open during a pandemic . . . or, you know, any other time either . . . but hey, different dreams for different folks. 

There's a woman named Kimberly Haley-Coleman in Dallas.  And she's opening the doors to her new business on Monday . . . called The Tickle Bar. And that name is really accurate.  You literally go to this place and pay to be tickled. 

Because of the pandemic, it'll be by appointment only.  You show up, get a glass of wine, and then you're escorted into one of the five Moroccan-style tickle tents.  You can go shirt on or off. 

From there, you pick the tickling style you want:  Hair play, back tickles, or both.  And you can pay for 25 to 50 minutes.  It costs $40 for the shorter session, and $60 for the longer one. Somehow, this is legit and NOT the front for prostitution that it 1,000,000% sounds like.  I wish them all the best. (Dallas Observer)

(30:45) This Week in Science:

Drone Footage of the Massive Telescope from "GoldenEye" Collapsing

A massive radio telescope collapsed in Puerto Rico this week, and now there's video.  It's called the Arecibo Observatory.  (Arr-uh-SEE-bo) You might know it from the movies "GoldenEye" and "Contact".  Luckily no one was hurt.  It's not clear if they'll rebuild or not. 

A new study found that if life ever existed on Mars, it might have been miles below the surface.  The sun wasn't hot enough billions of years ago.  But geothermal heat below the surface might have been enough to support life. 

A team in China built a new jet engine that could hit Mach 16 . . . or 16 times the speed of sound.  That's fast enough to get anywhere in the world in under two hours.

An A.I. program called AlphaFold did something humans have been trying to do for 50 years . . .  understanding how "protein folding" works.  Basically, it can map out the shapes of proteins that cause all sorts of diseases, including cancer.  Which might sound boring, but it's HUGE news for biologists. A lot of experts have predicted A.I. would start to take the lead in medical research sometime between now and 2030.  So this could be the beginning of that.

 There's a new calculator where you can estimate your spot in line for the coronavirus vaccine.  Spoiler:  If you're a basically healthy adult who's not an essential worker, you're in the way, way back.

(43:45) Dumbass of the Day

 

Some Considerate Thieves Use Cones to Redirect Traffic Before Blowing Up an ATM

A Bald Man Is Arrested for Causing a Scene at a Hair Salon

The mayor of a town in Kentucky was arrested for a DUI after she fell asleep in the White Castle drive-thru line and then crashed into a pole.

A Wendy's manager in Tennessee was arrested for biting a teenage employee during her shift.

(52:40) "Good News" Stories from the Coronavirus Outbreak

Pilot, 52, pulls off 'textbook emergency landing' on a busy Minnesota interstate - hitting one car but injuring no one - before coming to a screeching halt

Someone in Chicago dropped a gold coin and a small gold bar into two Salvation Army buckets over the weekend.  Together, they're worth around $3,700. 

Young scientist, 15, is named TIME's first-ever Kid of the Year for her use of technology to lead social change including a device that detects lead in water and an app that detects cyberbullying

A teacher in India just won an annual competition called the Global Teacher Prize that comes with a $1 million cash prize.  And right after he won, he announced he's taking half of the money and giving it to the other nine finalists.  He said he's doing it because together, "we can make this world a better place."

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(0:00) Show Open: Two Angry White Guys

Frank and Brad are equally pissed off but for two completely different reasons.

(13:00) Entertainment News

 

KELLY CLARKSON's estranged husband wants $436,000 A MONTH in spousal and child support.

Logan Paul Disrespectfully Reminds Jose Canseco He Hooked Up With His Daughter After Canseco Challenged The Paul Bros To A Fight

Paul McCartney Refused to Cheat on His Wife . . . In a Dream

(22:45) Ice-T is Ice Cold When It Comes To Covid

Was Ice-T Too Hard on His Father-In-Law for Getting COVID?

(29:15) Celebrity Covidiots

PIERS MORGAN: From dimwit Cardi and brazen Kim to zombie Rudy and delusional Donald - if there's one thing dumber than turkeys this Christmas, it's my 12 shameless, hypocritical, rule-breaking and downright bonkers celebrity Covidiots

(40:45) Dumbass of the Day

 

A Drunk Guy Punches a Cab Driver Then Screams Chappelle's "I'm Rick James" Quote

A Guy Who Called 911 to Burp 24 Times in 45 Minutes Gets Six Months in Jail

A college student in Florida who was arrested when he refused to pay his bar tab, told the cops that being in the handcuffs was a turn-on, and asked them to pinch his nipples.

Sax Player Busted Trying to Burn Down Strip Club After Being Thrown Out

(51:40) The Dyslexia Game

Brad’s got a stupid new game idea that he wants to try with Frank and KL

In the Dyslexia Game, Brad mixes up lyrics to popular songs, Frank and Kristine will have to guess which song it is.

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(0:00) Show Open: Releasin The Kraken

 

News of Biden officially becoming the President Elect sent the stock market soaring to a record high of 30,000. Trump takes credit in a one minute press conference. Meanwhile, millions of unemployed starving Americans wonder if they can eat stocks.

Gov. Ducey acknowledges Biden victory in Arizona for 1st time

 

(15:20) Entertainment News

 

Netflix takes down Dave Chappelle's sketch series Chappelle's Show after the star requested they remove it from the platform because he doesn't own the rights

Tone-deaf A-Rod asks fans for their Thanksgiving plans while aboard private jet with J-Lo

Carole Baskin's Zoo, Formerly Owned by Joe Exotic and Jeff Lowe, Reportedly Trashed Before Her Arrival

Ben Affleck Did Not Smoke Any of the Weed on the Set of "Dazed and Confused"

PETE DAVIDSON will play George Bailey in a virtual table read of "It's a Wonderful Life".

 

(27:15) Zoom Fails

 

Microphone Mishap during Nov 24, 2020 New Brunswick COVID-19 Update

Hackensack Board Member Who Opposed LGBTQ Curriculum Resigns After Embarrassing Zoom Incident

 

(32:45)  "Good News" Stories from the Coronavirus Outbreak

A woman from England named Joy Andrew just turned 100.  And beating the odds is an understatement.  During World War Two, she helped with the strategic bombing of Germany.  And in her life, she's survived a Nazi assassination attempt . . . a plane crash . . . cancer . . . and COVID-19 back in May. 

A professor at the University of Iowa sent out an email to ALL of her students, offering to deliver Thanksgiving dinner to their dorm rooms tomorrow if they couldn't make it home this year. 

With so many people struggling, this kind of thing is even more important this year:  Cops near Richmond, Virginia handed out over 300 turkeys and Thanksgiving kits to needy families this week.  It's the 14th year in a row they've done it. 

And finally:  A woman in South Carolina hit the lottery this month for $350,000.  And the store that sold her the ticket got a $3,500 commission.  But instead of banking that money, the owners want to make sure everyone in town has a good Thanksgiving. So tomorrow, they're cooking up a huge meal with turkey, stuffing, green bean casserole, and other sides.  And anyone can walk in and get a free Thanksgiving dinner.

(43:00) Dumbass of the Day

 

A Guy Steals an Empty Cash Register, then Jumps into an Icy River to Escape

A firefighter in Tennessee has resigned after he was caught wearing a wig and performing a sex act on a man from Alabama inside the fire station.  A cop driving by caught them because he thought they were burglars.

 

(55:15) Interview: GIANCARLO ESPOSITO

Actor From "Breaking Bad", "Better Call Saul", "The Boys" Guest Stars on Disney Plus' "The Mandalorian"

Giancarlo Esposito is best known for portraying Gus Fring on the AMC drama “Breaking Bad” & prequel series “Better Call Saul”, a role which earned him a Critics’ Choice Television Award and three Primetime Emmy Award nominations.

 He also plays Stan Edgar on Amazon’s “The Boys” and the Narrator/Dr. Edward Ruskins on Netflix’s “Dear White People”.  Giancarlo’s film credits include “Maze Runner: The Death Cure”, “Waiting to Exhale”, “The Jungle Book”, “Rabbit Hole”, “Derailed’, “Last Holiday”, “Twilight”, Ali”, The Usual Suspects”, and the Spike Lee films “School Daze”, “Do the Right Thing”, “Mo’ Better Blues”, & “Malcolm X”.

 He currently portrays Moff Gideon on “The Mandalorian” with new episodes released weekly on Fridays, streaming only on Disney Plus. 

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(0:00) Show Open: AZ at MAX ICU Rates

Arizona reports 6,464 deaths from COVID-19; 674 in Pima County

(12:05) Entertainment News

 

John Cleese accused of being transphobic while defending J.K. Rowling

RICKY SCHRODER helped pay the $2 million bond for Kenosha, Wisconsin shooter Kyle Rittenhouse.

"Coming 2 America" will hit Amazon Prime on March 5th.

Johnny Rotten bit on the penis by a flea 

 

(26:20)  The First In-N-Out Burger Opened in Colorado . . . And Had a 14-Hour Drive-Thru Line

Is this REALLY a smart way to spend an entire day of your weekend?

In-N-Out Burger just opened its first two locations in Colorado.  And people were so HYPED, they were waiting up to FOURTEEN HOURS in a two-mile-long drive-thru line.

And there's more.  At one point, two guys got out of their car and got into a FIGHT . . . where one of them lost his pants. (NBC 4 - Los Angeles)

(31:25) "Good News" Stories from the Coronavirus Outbreak

A restaurant in D.C. called Sakina Halal Grill serves anyone, even if they can't pay.  But last week, the owner said he was days away from shutting down, because he hasn't had enough paying customers during the pandemic.  So someone started a GoFundMe page, and it's already raised around $300,000 to keep the place open.  

A waitress in New York broke down after a random woman gave her a $1,000 tip.  It was a "Venmo Challenge" thing where the woman raised money on social media.  And she's planning to give another $1,000 to a random first responder.  

Volunteers with a group called Backpacks for the Street have handed out over 10,000 backpacks to homeless people in New York since the pandemic hit.  Each one has around 50 items in it, like antibacterial wipes, hand sanitizer, first aid kits, and food.  

The pandemic won't stop the military from keeping tabs on Santa this year.  NORAD announced they'll be tracking Santa on Christmas Eve, just like they have every year since 1955.

(42:05) Dumbass of the Day

 

A Guy with Meth Crashed His Motorcycle, Accidentally Shot Himself, and Got Hit by a Car

A couple in Maryland wearing matching "Rick and Morty" hoodies were arrested during a traffic stop on multiple gun charges.

A woman in Texas punched a police officer who came to impound her pot belly pig. 

 

 (51:35) Were Orgies this big pre-pandemic?

Another weekend, another underground swingers sex party getting broken up in New York for violating coronavirus restrictions.  This week's was an 80-person orgy in Queens.

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(0:00) Show Open: 'Stain of racism will haunt you':

Michigan Republicans perform dramatic back-flip and certify Wayne County results after being rebuked by Democrat poll watcher on Zoom - despite Trump praising them for initially blocking the verification

(12:25) Entertainment News

 

Conan O'Brien Is Exiting Late-Night Talk Show Biz

George Clooney Explains Why He Gave 14 of His Friends a Suitcase Packed with $1 Million in Cash

HARVEY WEINSTEIN VERY ILL, COVID LIKELY

Michael B. Jordan Is "People" Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive

MEGAN FOX says loving MACHINE GUN KELLY is like, quote, "loving a tsunami or a forest fire."

 

(26:25) Who Do We Brag to After We Drop a Particularly Impressive Toilet Deposit?

A new survey finally asked people one of the world's most important questions:  After you create a, quote, "underwater sculpture" in your toilet, who do you brag to about it? 

Here are the answers from the people who say they like to talk about poop . . . which is about half of people, by the way:

56% tell their family members . . . 22% tell their friends . . . and 22% are most likely to call their doctor because they're worried something is going on. 

The survey also found 60% of people say the pandemic has not affected their pooping schedule.  28% say it's actually improved their schedule . . . and 12% say it's made things worse.  (PR Newswire)

(32:15) Covid Covid Covid

 

FDA approves first at-home COVID-19 test that delivers results in 30 minutes without sending sample to a lab

CDC holiday guidelines tell Americans not to sing, listen to loud music or drink ALCOHOL to prevent the spread of COVID-19

A new study in the U.K. has found, quote, "promising signs" that mouthwash can help kill coronavirus in your saliva.  If that's true, we may start using mouthwash a lot more often as a way to help prevent the virus from spreading.

 

(42:40) Dumbass of the Day

 

A police officer in the U.K. was busted swapping the barcodes on a box of donuts to try to get them for cheaper.

The Giant Food grocery store chain on the East Coast has apologized after they ran a Thanksgiving ad with the slogan, quote, "Hosting?  Plan a super spread."

Disney World visitor, 19, takes LSD and randomly attacks security guard in DinoLand USA before theme park guests drag him away - and later tells nurse: 'I tried to kill someone'

Ohio couple apologize for their 83-person 'super-spreader' wedding and reveal half the guests fell ill, their elderly grandparents are in hospital and they cancelled the honeymoon after getting sick

 

 (52:35) Instant Millionaire 

A guy in Indonesia who makes coffins became an instant millionaire . . . when a meteorite the size of a football crashed through his roof.  He sold it for $1.8 million.  (Full Story)

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(0:00) Show Open: Protocol Joe 

Frank made a new friend in an unlikely place. A Seedy Gas Station attendant he dubs “Protocol Joe”

Time to stop tongue kissing your dog.  A new study in Spain found dog owners are more likely to get coronavirus . . . and the researchers think it may be because dogs can contract the disease on walks and then pass it along.

(12:10) Entertainment News

 

Lorne Michaels Was Not Cool with John Belushi's Drug Use on "SNL"

Taylor Swift reveals that Scooter Braun tried to force her to sign an NDA agreeing NEVER to criticize him again if she wanted to buy her back catalog - as he sells it to private equity firm for $300MILLION

Police have arrested a suspect in the random attack of RICK MORANIS in New York City.

 

(25:10) Paid To Get Laid

58% of Remote Workers Have Had Sex on the Clock This Year

It looks like everyone realized there are more perks to working from home than just wearing sweatpants and sleeping in until the last possible moment.

According to a new survey, 58% of millennials who have been working from home during the pandemic say they've had sex while they were ON THE CLOCK.

And that's not the only way that quarantine has changed people's sex lives . . .

68% say they've tried new positions. 

52% have brought up a kink or a fetish they hadn't mentioned before. 

And 45% actually ended up trying it out. (Metro)

(31:15) "Good News" Stories from the Coronavirus Outbreak

There's more huge news on the vaccine front.  Moderna announced its vaccine was almost 95% effective in clinical trials.  So between their work and Pfizer's, we now have what looks like two effective vaccines coming ASAP. 

Is there really an end in sight?  One of the developers of Pfizer's vaccine says we're on pace for life to be back to normal by next winter.

It's incredible what doctors can do to save some people with coronavirus cases.  Hospitals have started performing double lung transplants for ultra-serious cases . . . and have saved those patients lives.  

A new study has found melatonin, which is a sleep aid you can buy over-the-counter, might work as a treatment option for coronavirus. 

(43:35)  Dumbass of the Day

 

A Couple Gets Busted When They Stop to Get-It-On Next to the Road in Broad Daylight

A guy in Japan tried to mug a woman at gunpoint . . . but she told him she didn't have money and he should try to earn some by getting a job.  And that was enough to get him to run away.

Nixed Threesome Ends With Man In Handcuffs (But Not The Furry Kind)

Cottonwood Police K-9 helps find $200,000 worth of meth inside SUV

 

 (53:25) Interview: Carrot Top

Promoting: Comedian Extends Las Vegas Residency Into 2025, Making it Longest Running Comedy Show in MGM Resorts History

Carrot Top’s unique genre of comedy is self-explained as a combination of George Carlin (for his “observational humor”), Steven Wright (for his “dark, sick humor”), and Gallagher (for his use of props). He made his first appearance on “The Tonight Show” in 1992 and would go on to make an impressive 31 appearances, including the final episode with Jay Leno as host. His film credits include “The Hangover”, “Sharknado: The 4th Awakens”, “Chairman Of the Board”, & ”Swearnet: The Movie”.  Carrot Top’s residency at The Luxor Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas has been running for 15 years and has just been extended into 2025, making it the longest running comedy show in MGM Resorts history. For tickets and information, visit CarrotTop.com

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(0:00) Show Open: Murray Magic

 

Wow! Arizona Cardinals defeat the Buffalo Bills 32-30 in Glendale

 

DeAndre Hopkins Caught A Hail Mary Over Three Bills To Win The Game For The Cardinals

(10:10) Entertainment News

 

Michael Jackson Is Still the Top-Earning Dead Celebrity

Marilyn Monroe Dyed Her "Down There Hair"

BRAD PITT won a lawsuit against a woman who sued him because she got ripped off by a Brad Pitt imposter.

(21:20) Fight Club!!

Police in New York busted a 200-person underground FIGHT CLUB on Saturday night.  (Full Story)

(26:35) "Good News" Stories from the Coronavirus Outbreak

A breakthrough new study seems to have found the reason why coronavirus affects some people so much worse than others.  It turns out people with serious cases don't have certain antibodies, which affects their body's defense. The researchers say this new discovery can help develop special treatments to, hopefully, curb the effects of the virus in the more serious cases.

Two dads in Pennsylvania have been leading a charge to bake cookies for first responders and business owners.  They've delivered more than 15,000 cookies since April. 

I can answer THIS call to heroism.  The government in Germany released a new ad praising a new kind of "hero" in this era . . . the person who parks themselves on their couch and stays there.

The pandemic has led to a rise in outdoor therapy meetings.  Lots of people definitely NEED mental health help right now, so therapists have moved their offices outside to help them out.

(35:35) Dumbass of the Day

 

A Porch Pirate Goes to Court in the Same Shirt He Wore to Steal the Packages

An 18-year-old guy was busted for carrying a BB gun in Disney Springs in Orlando . . . and he pretended he was a DEA agent when he was busted and showed a fake badge.

Burglar says he was on a ‘mission from God’ after caught inside family’s home

A Criminal Uses His Face Mask to Pick the Lock on His Handcuffs

 

(46:05) Women Named Karen Say Their Name Has Ruined Their Love Lives . . . Online Dating Matches Are Down 31%

This hasn't been a good year for the name "Karen" . . . and it seems like quite a few of them are about to call up Tinder and ask to speak to the manager.

According to a new study, women named Karen say their name is ruining their love lives.

They're getting 31% fewer matches on dating apps than last year and 33% fewer responses to messages they send.

Even women who use a different spelling like C-A-R-E-N or K-A-R-I-N have seen a 22% drop in matches. (Daily Mail)

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(0:00) Show Open: Shut Downs and Cancellations 

BREAKING: Winterhaven Festival of Lights canceled due to COVID-19

 

And the Oscar for best Nevada meme goes to.... social media pass the time waiting for an election result with increasingly creative mockery of slow count

Facebook Shuts Down Large Pro-Trump 'Stop the Steal' Group for Spreading Election Misinformation and Calling for Violence

Crowd of protesters in Phoenix fired up by conspiracy theorist Alex Jones

Steve Bannon is permanently banned from Twitter for suggesting Dr. Fauci and FBI director Chris Wray be beheaded for not being pro-Trump enough

(13:35) Entertainment News

 

JULIE ANDREWS says she and CAROL BURNETT once got caught kissing by LADY BIRD JOHNSON.

Fired Hillsong Church pastor Carl Lentz: I cheated on my wife

Stephen Colbert Briefly Broke Down, Then Fired Back At Trump’s Baseless Election Fraud Claims

The Las Vegas Raiders and coach JOHN GRUDEN are being punished for, quote, "brazen and repeated violations of [COVID-19] protocols." 

 

(26:00) Five Ways to Unwind If You Had a Stressful Week

Between the election and the worsening pandemic, a lot of people had a VERY stressful week.  So here are five ways to unwind now that it's the weekend . . .

Unplug.  Even just signing off social media or turning off your phone for a few hours can help.  And definitely don't check work emails.  

Listen to music.  Research shows that listening to music can help slow your heart rate and lower blood pressure.  It doesn't have to be relaxing classical music . . . just something you like.  

Get outside.  Take a walk or go for a bike ride this weekend.  Or even just drive around with the windows down so you can feel the wind on your face.  

Do something creative.  Draw a picture, take some photos, write in a journal, or decorate a room in your house.  Letting your mind get some creative energy out can be therapeutic and rejuvenating.   

Snuggle your pet.  It's been shown to help relieve anxiety and depression.  And hopefully your pet will enjoy it too.(Kununu)

(32:45) The Biden Crime Family Steals The Election

 

Biden crime family 'is stealing the election': protestor interrupts vote count presser

Biden takes the lead over Trump in critical Pennsylvania

 

 

(42:50) Dumbass of the Day

 

A Guy Pulls a Gun on Someone for Questioning His Manhood Size *After He Revs His Engine

A Man Goes to an Adult Store, Whips It Out, and Tests Out a Product

A coronavirus conspiracy theorist from Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada was arrested for violating a mandatory quarantine . . . after he flew back into the country from a Flat Earther convention in South Carolina.

 

(51:30) Who’s In Trouble Here?

Brad got pulled over and received a ticket yesterday, but the cop was the one who was nervous and shaking???

 

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(0:00) Show Open: Stop the count Michigan! No not you AZ, you keep counting.

 

BBQ Beer and Freedom guy

Arizona election center is forced to CLOSE as armed Trump supporters chanting 'count the vote' lay siege in protest at state being called for Biden - as President closes the gap there and counting continues in Georgia, Nevada and Pennsylvania 

Pro-Donald Trump crowd gathers outside Arizona county recorders office where votes are being counted (Audio)

 

Today is National Redhead Day and National Hot Sauce Day.

(17:40) Entertainment News

 

Are Jeff and Lauren Lowe from "Tiger King" Becoming Porn Stars?

Tiger King’s Doc Antle Responds To Allegations Of Paying His Zoo Employees A Meager $100 Per Week

LORI LOUGHLIN is miserable in prison.

"Borat 2" is the second most-watched "subscription video on demand" movie of the year.  "Hamilton" is first.

 

(28:45) Google Searches for "Liquor Stores Near Me" Hit an All-Time High on Election Night . . . Plus the States That Drank the Most

According to Google, the number of searches for "liquor stores near me" hit an all-time high on Tuesday night.  And for people looking for other forms of comfort, "fries near me" also hit an all-time high.

The 10 states where the most people were searching for alcohol were:  Rhode Island . . . New Hampshire . . . Massachusetts . . . Connecticut . . . Vermont . . . Michigan . . . Ohio . . . Delaware . . . Arkansas . . . and New York.

And the states with the fewest searches were:  Louisiana . . . North Carolina . . . Iowa . . . Washington . . . Arizona . . . Virginia . . . Hawaii . . . a tie between Missouri and Alabama . . . and North Dakota.(The Wrap / Zippia) 

(Here's a map with the full state-by-state breakdown.)

(35:10) Weed Newbies

New Jersey Legalized Marijuana, and Everyone There Googled "How to Roll a Joint"

On Election Day, New Jersey became the latest state to legalize recreational marijuana . . . and they apparently reacted like total SQUARES . . . by instantly Googling "how to roll a joint."

According to Google data, there was a 2,800% increase in searches for that phrase over four hours Tuesday evening.  Another trending phrase was "when will weed be legal in New Jersey."

And just before the measure passed, one person Tweeted, quote, "I have three victory joints rolled up ready to go!  And if it doesn't pass . . . I'll still have three joints rolled up ready to go!"  (Typical stoner.) (NY Post)

(46:15) Dumbass of the Day

 

A Woman Catches Her Boyfriend Cheating When She Spots a Clue in His Selfie

A Bank Teller Makes a Guy Put on a Mask . . . Then He Robs the Place

Police Catch a Guy Who Had a Couch Strapped to the Top of His Getaway Car

A woman in Pennsylvania has been arrested after she rented a U-Haul . . . and just kept it.  She was arrested after she went more than 40 days without returning it.

 

(56:30)  Pastor Who Baptized Bieber is in Hot Water

Hillsong pastor and former Justin Bieber adviser is fired for 'moral failures'

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(0:00) Show Open: AZ Is A Blue State with a shade of GREEN!

 

Arizona voters approve legalized recreational marijuana

Associated Press declares Mark Kelly winner over Martha McSally in Arizona Senate race

Arizona expected to approve Prop. 208 on increased income tax

Nanos leads Pima County in race for Sheriff

 

(10:05) Entertainment News

 

The Internet Rips Kanye West To Shreds For Only Voting Himself And Leaving The Rest Of His Ballot Blank

Kourtney Kardashian spreads COVID mask conspiracy on Instagram

Shaq Claims His Favorite Moment With Miami Heat Was Nearly Fighting A Teammate Naked In The Shower

Lil Wayne’s model girlfriend reportedly dumps him over Trump endorsement

 

(22:15) Oregon Legalizes EVERYTHING

Oregon Officer: “Do you have any firearms on you?”

Oregonian: No Sir, just some black tar heroin.

Oregon Officer: OK, you’re free to go

Oregon becomes the first state in the US to decriminalize possession of ALL drugs including HEROIN and COCAINE - and New Jersey and Arizona vote to legalize pot

(29:35) "Good News" Stories from the Coronavirus Outbreak

A new study this week found that COVID-19 patients still had immune cells six months after they'd been infected. 

A guy in New York spent a full month sitting on a street corner with a typewriter, and writing letters for anybody who walked by and wanted to reach out to someone.  He set up right next to a mailbox, so he could type it out for them, and immediately mail it off. 

A lot of therapists have had to rely on Zoom sessions this year, which isn't ideal.  But a recent study found it might actually work BETTER in some cases.  Researchers tracked people who only talked with therapists through apps, video chats, emails, and texts.  And they experienced more depression relief than people who met up in person.  

In case you didn't hear, Scotland's prime minister recently reassured kids that Santa is an essential worker, and he'll still be able to make his deliveries this year.

(37:30) Dumbass of the Day

 

A Man Denies That All the Cocaine and Heroin Between His Butt Cheeks Make Him a Drug Dealer

A Guy Fires 15 Shots into Someone's Home After They Call His Baby Ugly

Three men were busted trying to cook chicken over the thermal springs in Yellowstone National Park.

Up to 10,000 people went to a rave in Utah over the weekend that was advertised as a "protest" against coronavirus restrictions.

Bank Teller Laughs at Robber Trying to Rob a Bank with a Meat Cleaver

 

(48:20) Scientific Myths Movies Made Us Believe

 I'm sorry to break it to you, but movies LIE.  Here are some of the scientific MYTHS they've made us believe:

You can hide behind a car door in a gun fight.  Car doors are made to be lightweight, not bullet proof.  

You can knock someone out with chloroform in seconds.  It actually takes about five minutes to take effect.  

Meteors are hot when they hit the Earth.  They're actually lukewarm, because the hot outer layers get blown off on impact.  

Gun silencers actually work.  Technically, they DO work.  But not like they do in movies.  In real life, a gun with a silencer is still pretty loud.  

You should suck the venom out of a bite.  That can contaminate the wound and harm the nerves and blood vessels of the victim.  It can also cause harm to the one doing the sucking.  

Using the paddles when someone flatlines.  You actually do CPR when someone flatlines.  A defibrillator is for someone experiencing rapid heart contractions. 

A gunshot to the shoulder is no big deal.  People in the movies are always getting shot in the shoulder and brushing it off.  But you've got a major artery and a large bundle of nerves in there.  

You can trick a biometric scanner with a severed hand.  Those things check the capillary flow through the hand, so a dead one wouldn't work.  

Truth serums.  According to the CIA, if you can hold out during a normal interrogation, a drug isn't going to break you.(Check out a few more here.)

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