Laces Or Faces

We may be seeing signs of Fitzmagic turn to Fitztragic as we watch the Buccaneers, Steelers game live. We encourage fans not to bet this early in the season unless you don't care about money or upsets. The NFL has become soft and poor Clay Matthews can't win with almost 12 roughing the passer calls each week we might just boycott. We find out how many ACL tears have happened so far and we want to know where is Roger Goodell? We find our #BillsMafia fan of the week and try to understand their upset of the Vikings. We dig into if the Cardinals tried to take a page out of the Browns playbook and make a star out of Josh Rosen when it wasn't necessary. Woodie learns how Patrick Mahomes is cheating with his photographic mind and we again nod to how nice of a guy Andrew Luck his with hailmary gate. More announcer oddities, 3 NFL questions with Adam Sandler and of course Jeff Fisher.

Fitzmagic is still kicking but the trademark is now under rookie Minkah Fitzpatrick's entrepreneurial control. Big Ben Roethlisberger shares how to defeat the trolls on the internet. NFL ties are in but we figure out way to end them. We try to figure out the scoop and pull and or burping the quarterback with Clay Matthews. Take a deep dive into Vontae Davis' tweet back log to prove his hypocrisy for quitting. Shout out to Marquette King, Jimmy Graham and NFL fans lighting up twitter threads this week. The return of stuff announcers say featuring Jason Witten, Rich Gannon and Chris Myers. We thank the internet and get on our soapbox about the recent findings with Ticketmaster working with bots and scalpers to sell more tickets in their "verified" resale market place. Also we propose more Atlanta based artists that need to be at the halftime show rather than Maroon 5 and of course we try to track down Jeff Fisher.

Aaron Rodgers is superhuman and we decide if it's in part the prescription drugs the trainers gave him at halftime. Weather delays take center stage in the NFL on week one. Which fans had the worst weekend, the Bills, Steelers, or the Bears? Fitzmagic took us all by surprise and he doesn't care too much for the memes. The first ejection of the season for the new targeting rule is, of course, a Bengal. We decipher what the new green zone is on NBC Sunday Night Football as well as our thoughts on the new Carrie Underwood NFL theme song. New commentators for the year Bruce Arians, Jason Witten, and Chris Carter left quite an impression. We compare Beth Mowins and Doris Burke, and decide which commercials we will hate by the end of the season. Kirk Cousins application for You Vike That to the patent office. Dez Bryant trolling his way into our hearts and the most popular NFL players on twitter.

It's finally time for some NFL football so we recap this years season of Hard Knocks, highlighting our heartbreaking cuts of Cajuste, Orchard, Brobie and Nassib.

Remembering the legend that is Bob Weily and the interesting dynamic between Hue Jackson, Todd Haley and Gregg Williams.

We dive into why some teams don't have cheerleaders

(Steelers, Packers, Bears, Giants, Browns, & Bills)

The controversy in Kansas City over the new no tailgating after kickoff rule.

Jerry Jones shares how much he would pay for another Super Bowl if he could.

StubHub stats on the most in-demand games for the 2018 season.

Which quarterbacks have made the most money over their career. (Peyton Manning, Eli Manning, Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers and Drew Brees)

Kirk Cousin's calling AAA and signing his 28 million a year contract in his in-law's basement.

The new Kaepernick Nike ad meme craze.

Big news on color rush and uniform updates for 2018

Lastly our Pro Bowl and Super Bowl picks.

Of course Jeff Fisher

Some real ish went down in the NFL this week. We discuss of course the celebrations and plays of the week along with Cam Newton's sexism, Peyton Manning's statue, the crucial catch campaign, Roger Goodell's letter and Jerry Jones' flippy floppy messaging, snorting cocaine in Miami, all the injuries from week 5, OBJ, Donald Penn fighting with a fan, Marshawn Lynch has his own tv show, the Patriots get their own custom plane, and a Cowboys fan sets himself on fire over a bet on Sunday's game with the Packers.

This week we discuss O.J. Simpsons release from prison, Joe Flacco admitting he's not elite...sorta, a football discourse on Marshawn Lynch's hidden but not so secret protest, a chargers stadium aka stub hub update, commentator fails, OBJ updates, the NFL's secret weapons of course Unfootball Jay's picks of the week and much much more.

We start this week with a moment of silence for all who had to endure their family's political views this Sunday. Get into the nitty gritty of what the hell happened this past week in the NFL with all the unforeseen upsets. We figured out the loophole behind Tony Romo's psychic-ness and of course dissect Jerry Jones' quest to be seen on camera kneeling with his employees.

As well as our usual segments of commentator fails, celebrations of the week, listener mail and UnFootball Jays picks for Week 4.

This week we talk about fantasy playoff sleepers, Marshawn dancing on the sideline, custom cleats with Dad Bod Zach, Derek Carr trolling the Seahawks, taking an in game pee break, unfootball Jay gives us his picks of the week, the bad news bears and much more.

This week we recount our favorite and soon to be annoying commercials, try to understand Le'veon Bells rap career, and realize we can make more money in the NFL as waterboys.

This week we take on the NFL theme songs, who is eating what on the sidelines and Dead Eye Riden teaches us the ins and outs of daily fantasy.