Get in bed with Laura and Charles as they read Charles' text I'll Teach You How to-.  A tale of epic body proportions and ratty blonde hair extensions, set in three acts. I'll Teach You How to- is self-insert fan-fiction. Its autodidacticism, except the auto, is the Pussy Wagon with Camille Paglia in the driver's seat and the didact is Sue Sylvester subbing sex-ed...

"Everybody open up your 1992 SEX Book to page 69. In today's class, we will be discussing lukewarm experiments in voyeurism, pederasty and bestiality."

Strap in and strap on for some good old bedtime stories, art-school-cum-rags, as well as live vocals by veteran podcasters, seasoned voice actors, and burgeoning chanteuses.

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