Charles and Laura just got a sneak peek of Top Gun: Maverick. Your mission, if you have the courage, is to find Lady Gaga’s penis. We unsheathe mother monsters' biggest conspiracies in a journalistic undertaking of satanic proportions. 

We take a peak behind the Scientological curtain to see what’s hiding underneath the covers… Spirit cooking, Clinton’s emails, Abramovic method, oh my!

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