Ladywhips Baseball

In which it rains, a lot; it blows, even more; Annelise is too hungover to come down in the tool vest, Zoe throws her bat, very far; Renae comes down earlier than Lisa, and pays the price; Grace needs no warm up; Caitlin does not turn corners; Richelle is very nervous; Courtney is very proud; Ciara is surprised; and Eyvette can’t swing but didn’t need to.

In which your Ladywhips win again on Opening Day; while Annie demonstrates her flexibility; Amarisa really wants to wear her belt; Zoe says sorry a lot; Zoe also forgets to swear every time she says sorry; Trav is very obvious about running out of gas; Georgia remembers how to turn corners; Grace lives up to her name; & Caitlin steals the W!

In which Vette demonstrably clears an opposite field fence; Richelle picks a closer one and us surprised; Caitlin can throw her curveball; Renae falls one short of a century; Anneliese replaces Rose so Shaun makes Georgina cry; once again Britt is ready for a save that never comes; Megan falls asleep & her worst nightmare comes true; Renae has only warning track power; & Beckie & Hayley see a win!

In which Trav does something Macca hasn’t & then dances; Anneliese does lots of running; Melville are clearly intimidated; Peel, however, are up for the challenge; Lou gives her best submarine impression; Courtney discovers her own version of psychological warfare; Renae gets kicked in the head but still sets a new record for doubles; Penny can’t quite reach the fence but Vette can; Vette throws a no-hitter with only 40% strikes; there are lots of spectators in the field; Richelle collapses gracefully in film; Anneliese pays the price for a moment of aggression but this does not stop Amarisa; Britt finds the adjustment hard, however Penny & Renae do not.

In much much class is displayed; Caitlin falls in love with her curveball; Megan discovers where rightfield is; Amarisa gets more fly ball practice in the infield; Renae sets a new record with her glove, even as her struggles to count continue; Eyvette can’t miss & the outfielders are too impressed to adjust; Trav doubles even though she can’t run; Anneliese swings the bat, a lot; and The Ladywhips don’t have to pack up.

In which Trav demonstrates warning track power; there is an inquest about who put the fence out so far; Courtney owns powerful thighs; Megan declines another pitching assignment; Vette catches more deep in the gloaming; Caitlin is catlike & then changes gear; Renae gets forgetful; Rose is robbed, repeatedly; Anneliese shows a clean pair of heals; Trav & Rose forget to talk to each other; Vette sets the table with class; Megan demonstrates how catchers learn the strike zone; & Richelle gets a walk off game winning hit with 2 out & the bases loaded!

In which many strikes are thrown, Vette takes a monster catch deep in the gloaming, Harry is very generous, Richelle can’t stop hitting, Renae keeps playing the veteran’s card, Melville continue to be scared, Megan declines a pitch, Caitlin surprises herself, much rust is shaken out generally, the smoke gets in everyone’s eyes, Ben gets a new dog & the kit is momentarily abandoned.

In which Trav scores a run without running; Courtney is robbed despite running; Penny is just robbed; all the Ladywhips are sober; Hayley wishes she was back in right field; injuries begin mount; Renae can’t bend as much; Penny is everywhere; & Caitlin protects her arm by catching.

In which Pilar tells Anneliese she knows how to catch before the hottest day of the season; Vette is robbed by a skinny shin; Renae gets her average above 500; Caitlin hits another double; Anneliese bleeds for the cause; Shaun’s signals cause much confusion; Richelle makes an adjustment; Anneliese is very graceful & Pilar is a consummate professional.

In which much driving is done; Vette gets her first hit left-handed; Courtney gets her first hit with any hand; Renae is keen to run a triple; Courtney & Richelle both realise how far the bases are apart; Caitlin’s bat picks up where she left it off; Penny waits forlornly to pitch hit; Vette demonstrates her circus skills; & unfortunately the late innings wobbles return.