Maria took a little Lamb, whose fleece was white as snow

Everywhere our little Lamb went, it's real mother tried to go

This made Maria angry, so she shot the ewe to bloody heck

Sheepsquatch daddy didn't like this either, so he shot Ingvar in the neck

The moral of the story is, as you can plainly see

Just leave hybrid lamb babies alone, or Sheepsquatch will come for thee