Whoopie cushions? No

Fake poop? Nah

Glitter bombs? Heck no

Our review of April Fool's Day is no joke... 

Maria took a little Lamb, whose fleece was white as snow

Everywhere our little Lamb went, it's real mother tried to go

This made Maria angry, so she shot the ewe to bloody heck

Sheepsquatch daddy didn't like this either, so he shot Ingvar in the neck

The moral of the story is, as you can plainly see

Just leave hybrid lamb babies alone, or Sheepsquatch will come for thee

There once was a group of three

There's Jon, Jen, and Annie

They drank lots of beer

While talking of fear

And made a Leprechaun review for thee!

When someone dies in the grip of a powerful rage, a curse is born.

When three friends drink and watch horror movies, a podcast is born.

You don't have a meowing ghost or a death rattle to fear, as long as you listen to this episode with a cold glass of beer.

The scariest part of a ghost story is realizing that the living are always scarier and more dangerous than the dead. Take that fact, and wash it down with a shot of the Devil's Backbone.

Tired of the dating scene? Tired of getting endless unwanted genital pictures sent to you? Try listening to our review of Fresh instead!

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Jen has a crush on Jensen Ackles

And you should listen to our review

Whether its axe man Johnny

or dull boy Jack

Danny or Tony

Or Scatman coming back

If you like ghosts and snow

or furries and booze

Hop into your car

to the Overlook we'll cruise.

(To the tune of Phil Harris' "The Thing" song)

While we were in Antarctica one bright and sunny day

We saw a helicopter shooting at a dog a bit away

We took it in, it wandered about, and much to our surprise

Oh, we discovered a "clap clap clap", right before our eyes!

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack gouged eyes with candlesticks...

 If you've watched the Jack Frost with Michael Keaton, this episode likely won't make much sense. And if you're concerned that we've turned into a family friendly podcast, rest assured! Tonight we will be reviewing the campy horror movie, Jack Frost.