Lamer Gamers Bytes

Hello Lamer Gamers! This is simplyTravis and Rowdy5000 for the Lamer Gamers Podcast! 

In today’s episode we’re gonna let you know about what’s coming up in the Animal Crossing Summer Update, talk about a new character with long arms showing up to Smash, along with some other interesting news items from this week. Then we’ll jump into a Fake Gaming News PSA about the Nintendo Switch along with some interesting patens for the PS5 and end with some more Xbox Lockhart rumors! Afterwards we’ll talk about the games we’ve playing and end the show with some Bonus Points about the latest controversy surrounding Mixer being absorbed by Facebook Gaming.  

T - Now Rowdy is going to try out some of that weird looking mushroom coffee they are selling on Facebook. How’s it taste Rowdy?

R - “Like a bag of butts” 

T - “Yeah, that’s what I figured… it didn’t look appetizing, I think I’ll stick with regular coffee.”

R - “Wait a second…what was in this stuff? I suddenly have the urge to eat human flesh.”

T - “Hand me that…lets see…Cordyceps fungus…hey isn’t that the same type of fungus that created the zombies in the Last of Us…”

R - “Yep, hmmm…why do I have the sudden urge to climb up and release….my spores…”

T- “Sigh…not again…Ok guys, give us a second while we pump Rowdy’s stomach, back after the music!” 

“SOMEONE PLUG UP THE VACUUM AND GET SOME DUCT TAPE STAT!”

This snippet comes from Season 2 Episode 26 "Don't Drink the Zombie Coffee" by the Lamer Gamers Podcast. Find the full episode at www.lamergamerspodcast.com or wherever you cast your pods! 

The Lamer Gamers talk about Animal Crossing New Horizons Summer Update, Nintendo Switch Outer Worlds upcoming patch, Min Min joins Arms, Cyberpunk 2077 The Gig trailer, Marvel's Avengers now coming to new platforms, the requirements to get the Optimized for Xbox Series X badge, Last of Us 2 sales, and Crash Bandicoot 4 announcement! 

This snippet comes from Season 2 Episode 26 "Don't Drink the Zombie Coffee" by the Lamer Gamers Podcast. Find the full episode at www.lamergamerspodcast.com or wherever you cast your pods! 

The Lamer Gamers discuss the latest PS5 UI design patents, Xbox Lockhart Rumors, and Microsoft might be attempting to acquire The Farm 51. 

This snippet comes from Season 2 Episode 26 "Don't Drink the Zombie Coffee" by the Lamer Gamers Podcast. Find the full episode at www.lamergamerspodcast.com or wherever you cast your pods! 

The Lamer Gamers talk about The Last of Us 2, Shadow of War on the Xbox One X, and Children of Morta's new update including the new character Apan along with New Game +! 

This snippet comes from Season 2 Episode 26 "Don't Drink the Zombie Coffee" by the Lamer Gamers Podcast. Find the full episode at www.lamergamerspodcast.com or wherever you cast your pods! 

The Lamer Gamers ask the question "What do you think about Mixer turning into Facebook Gaming? Is it good or bad?" and get feedback from various streamers, podcasters, discords (Game Witness and r/Texas), and more! 

This snippet comes from Season 2 Episode 26 "Don't Drink the Zombie Coffee" by the Lamer Gamers Podcast. Find the full episode at www.lamergamerspodcast.com or wherever you cast your pods! 

Big thanks to Console Gaming Crew Podcast, @PartTimePixel, Controller Disconnected Podcast, @MWViking on Twitch, @KingEhPing on Twitch, Today in Games Podcast, Lamp Post Gaming on Twitch, Friedshoes (GW), SkiesofShoulder (GW), and Gamer Weekly Podcast!

Hello Lamer Gamers! This is simplyTravis and Rowdy5000 for the Lamer Gamers Podcast! 

In today’s much larger episode than expected (kinda like that PS5 amirite, lol) we’re going to talk about the recent Pokemon Presents news including details on Pokemon Snap, Pokemon Café Mix, and Pokemon Smile. Next we’ll talk about the pros and cons of pushing back the release date of Cyberpunk 2077. Then we’ll round out the news section with a discussion on the latest game to get review bombed – The Last of Us 2. We’ll move into the rumors section with some patents that could be centered around the PSVR 2 along with what is quite possibly a big stinky pile of fake gaming news that claims the Xbox Series X event will be the “night of mic drops.” We’ll then move into some impressions from the game Grounded and finish with our BONUS POINTS segment where we asked as assortment of friends of the show the question Do you have a problem with the size of the #PS5 and #XboxSeriesX ? Or are you ok with the massive next gen proportions?

Now let’s start a café for pokemon and train the most ornery of bidoofs to create a venti, half-whole milk, one quarter 1%, one quarter non-fat, extra hot, split quad shots including 1 1/2 shots decaf Columbian espresso with 2 1/2 shots organic, non-gmo, fair trade, single origin Ethiopian yurga-cheffe espresso at 203 degrees farenheit, no foam latte, with whip, 2 packets of splenda, 1 sugar in the raw, a touch of vanilla syrup and 3 short sprinkles of cinnamon in the latest episode of the Lamer Gamers Podcast!  

(Rowdy in the background, “I have a drink for…uhh… Pah-keee-chu! Anybody in here named Pikachu?”)

This snippet comes from Season 2 Episode 26 "Don't Drink the Zombie Coffee" by the Lamer Gamers Podcast. Find the full episode at www.lamergamerspodcast.com or wherever you cast your pods! 

The Lamer Gamers talk about the Pokemon Presents event that showed of Pokemon Snap, Pokemon Cafe Mix, and discuss the controversy surrounding how much better Pokemon Snap looks than Pokemon Sword and Shield. Then they talk about Cyberpunk 2077 getting delayed again, The Last of Us 2 review bombs along with a spoiler-free breakdown of the negative, mixed, and positive reviews. 

This segment comes from Season 2 Episode 25 "Caffeinated Lamers" by the Lamer Gamers Podcast. Find the full episode at www.lamergamerspodcast.com, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Bullhorn.FM, or wherever you cast your pods! 

Lamer Gamers talk about the PSVR 2 and PSVR Upgrade Rumors floating around in leaked patents! Also they break down the Xbox Series X July "A Night of Mic Drops" rumor including potential prices and more! 

This segment comes from Season 2 Episode 25 "Caffeinated Lamers" by the Lamer Gamers Podcast. Find the full episode at www.lamergamerspodcast.com, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Bullhorn.FM, or wherever you cast your pods! 

Travis talks about his Grounded Beta impressions including what the heck the arachnophobia slider is! 

This segment comes from Season 2 Episode 25 "Caffeinated Lamers" by the Lamer Gamers Podcast. Find the full episode at www.lamergamerspodcast.com, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Bullhorn.FM, or wherever you cast your pods!  

In BONUS POINTS we asked an assortment of friends of the show the question: Do you have a problem with the size of the PS5 and XboxSeriesX ? Or are you ok with the massive next gen proportions? 

Special thanks to Lamp Post Gaming Twitch, Kmuff Twitch, KingEhPing Twitch, Console Gaming Crew Podcast, Outta The Sandbox Podcast, Moore Than a Podcast, Controller Disconnected Podcast, MWViking Twitch, @PartTimePixel on Twitter, MasterVarg Twitch, Today In Games Podcast, and Gamer Weekly Podcast, Also thanks to the Lamer Gamers and Game Witness Discord Users Koenig, Tanker Drew, Friedshoes, and Skies of Shoulder.  And last but not least thanks to the r/Texas discord users Pallf and Asbestos Enthusiast for participating! 

This segment comes from Season 2 Episode 25 "Caffeinated Lamers" by the Lamer Gamers Podcast. Find the full episode at www.lamergamerspodcast.com, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Bullhorn.FM, or wherever you cast your pods!