Part Deux of our Super Bowl week Pod! Belichick should be president, and we talk about why, how Alex would use a free Superbowl ad for Landline and tortured animals, side salads as a dip choice, gambling with our famous guy in LA, and podcast exhaustion. ENJOY! CALL THE LANDLINE!

It’s Super Bowl week, so it’s time to check in with the expatriate English teacher, the fitness-obsessed orthodontist, and the guy who loves to hear himself talk on how to use sports as a conduit for friendship, how the NFL has too many pass interference plays and ESPN ruining itself to be part of social commentary. Tony Romo sucks at his job. How can one move to Chile and watch the NFL? We'll tell you, on Landline Podcast.

A potpourri of subjects including crowdfunding your friends' leisure activities, toxic shame, rental Winnebagos, feuding friendships, technology at concerts, gun control and more. Enjoy! And call the landline, the number is right there! 503-894-8480

When is it time to quit drinking? When is it time to start drinking more? Can we all agree on how twisted we're going to get before a costume party? These are the hard hitting questions Saul and Alex tackle in this January cleanse edition of Landline. Drugs, sex, strangers and soul mates all factor in as well.

Jeff the Hedgefund Thousandaire is in studio to talk about how gold is the new bitcoin (or is it cash?) why he likes Disney, Macy's and Franklin Templeton as stocks for 2018, and why the stock market is a must for any 30-something. Also: Uber is ruining Boston, condo buildings that are ugly, how every computer chip since 1995 is hackable and why Putin is going to launder a bunch of money through the new tax law. #hottake

Want to know what you're going to do when you're pregnant? Binge watch television shows from 10 years ago, of course! Get the LANDLINE take on Mad Men, TV, women's professional fashion now and then, and more on the first 2018 episode of the show you love to love: Landline Podcast.

Alex and Saul revisit their pod friendship on the penultimate night of Hanukkah with discussions of Whole Foods not having bulks spices, shopping for diamonds, time travel to 18th century Russia, latke recipes, homemade applesauce, and the environmental disaster that is Amazon.com. Happy Holy!

Babyboomer and former war protestor Linda joins Alex to talk about Roy Moore, Trump vs. Nixon, black, white & grey and how Facebook is ruining our brains, our relationships and our species. Spread the word!

Need a gift guide, in a podacast? Landline has got it for you. We talk about how to get the most special gifts for the ones you love, while avoiding poisoning the water in Bangladesh. Factories in China, pencil stores, Basic Bitch gift cards and more. Tis' the season on Landline!

Max is back from the parking lot at Sheetz, drinking Blue Monster and opining on the energy drink sector, a recent craigslist scam attempt, white trash thanksgiving, and being gay (in the eyes of his coworkers.)

Don't tell his parents about the pod, rule #1.