Stories this week include:

• Lake District chip shop owner kindly offers to insert sausages up customers' back passages free of charge.
• Man baptised in flooded underpass.
• Mum fails to find man whose name is tattooed on arse.
• Customer has delightful picnic with crow in retail car park

We witness the birth of Circadian Rhythms...

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