Stories this week include:

• Tories aim to fix NHS with army of robot penguins.
• 'Laziest Citizen' contest sets new record.
• New podcast reveals one man's quest to pleasure dolphins and convert miners to veganism.
• Couple taking selfie results in pony death.

We, again, find ourselves searching for a dolphin's average penis length...

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