Stephanie and Anne compare First Holy Communion stories. Anne tattled on a CCD kid at First Communion rehearsal. Steph got into an argument about transubstantiation with her high school theology teacher. The hosts agree on the impossibility of consuming the Communion host without chewing.

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 Gossipy Sun Article About Britney Spears Announcing She's Catholic

Trash NYT Piece About Why America Supposedly Needs Catholicism

The Pope Met Spidey 

The Time A Baby Was Dressed Up Like the Pope and Obama Lost It

America Magazine Throws Shade on Fox and Friends Hosts' Outrage about Catholic Charities Helping Immigrants

NYT Piece About Communion

Irritating Article About Teaching Kids About Transubstantiation

Catholic-Dot-Com Polices Communion

Nun and Priest Who Died in a Fire While Trying to Save Eucharist

EPISODE 3: Popes

Anne and Stephanie attempt to tackle the 2000+ year history that is the Catholic Papacy. Stephanie explains how her Catholic grandma once tore all the family photos off the walls and replaced them with a letter from the Pope. Anne describes how her Catholic grandma once got pranked by a priest impersonating a Cardinal. Disney’s The Little Mermaid somehow comes up again.

This week’s episode contains brief references to enslavement, genocide, sexual assault, and homophobia.

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The Chicago Tribune remembers JP the II's 1979 visit to Chicago

GQ's Quiz About Pope Francis

Anne and Stephanie take a walk down memory lane and straight into the church confessional. Stephanie is relieved that the Ten Commandments say nothing about being nice to your siblings. Anne still remembers all the words to the Act of Contrition she had to memorize in 2nd grade. The hosts agree on the merits of Rosaries (even though they’re not necklaces).

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Handy dandy chart of the Ten Commandments by religion/denomination

Brene Brown talking to Oprah about the people with whom we share our shame

Slate.com article about confession

Anne and Stephanie give the Reader’s Digest version of their respective Catholic childhoods. Stephanie reveals she's a former CCD kid. Anne was kind of a big deal in 3rd grade. The hosts come up with a name for this podcast (spoiler alert: it’s Lapsed.)

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Sebastian Tesoriero's article in the Guardian about becoming un-Catholic