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The Pagan Invasion is upon us. Halloween is a psyop to sell pumpkins.

Clutch your spiritrons tight, the government wants to dilute them.

We also discuss libertarian drugs policies, breaking bad and some small adjustments it may need for its plot to stop confusing me, and our proposed executive order to FORCE all Mcdonalds to make the Mcdoubles to the same standard.

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Welcome to the extra spooky Halloween LGWM episode!

Strap in for the bone chilling tale of Levi discovering Mormon style dirty soda

A super spooky tale of a black preacher eating too much mayo

And much much more.

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Have you seen how wonderful Jon Husted body is? Trump has.

Do you want to learn how to live the monastic lifestyle via diarrhea denial?

Would you pay extra for the vintage Eucharist?

Also Bill Cosby 100% has a beak under those jowls,

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Welcome BACK to the show.

Yes Dennis Rodman really said that, it wasn't ai. And I believe him lol.

have you been Egyptian circ'd?

how are your wiener crystals?

would you call the bush push if the game was on the line?

I also still don't really like dragons. not sorry.

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Would you send Charlie Kirk to the void for a slice of pepstien pizza?

Are you a cartmencel?

Would you dare to feast on the Death Burger?

sit on down and turn the pod all the way up, this ones gonna require a diaper.

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Welcome. Today we must talk about

A true trailer park boys experience for Levi while trying to buy a 30 dollar mic stand

some guy ordering 36 anvils on Amazon just to reject them at the porch

why medieval peasants with threshing flails were the ideal battle unit (welcome to the rickyard)

pre Christian European pagans dressing up as spooky hay creatures with pepper belts

The Bone Dangler is spotted

flooding a waterpark bathroom with my diarrhea

chunky mesopotamian beer and the cryptid texan at the swimming hole

we also got pretty drunk on accident so it sorta flies apart, but it made me giggle

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The rogue Thailand honeymoon elephant and swimming in waterfall turd water.

Looking at Joe Brady's cringy shirtless locker room victory spazz.

Leasing out incarcerated white collar accountants to cook your corporate books, for a fee of course.

Why dragons in video games suck, plus dark souls convo.

Kodiak bears vs. rhinos, chimpanzee combat limits, and the 9,000-pound elephant sea

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lets smoke 80 ciggys a day with the great Michael Caine, then fly across the world and steal us a wife.

Ever heard of St. Ziptie?

1950s bathhouse bust, and Peter Theils various accelerationist busts.

I think manatees need elephant trunks tbh.

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The state hears the case of Grant vs. Buc-ee's.

The sound board is fully loaded, were back from the road trip.

We had some fun down south and now we're back home to cast it up.

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Episode 29.

We cover:

Tricking God with an island perimeter wire in New York

The guy who ordered five dollars worth of dipping sauce for three breadsticks

The Vietnam War's secret piss bombing program

Attempting to drive on the left side of the road in England without dying

Good ways to launder drug money through local livestock auctions

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