Episode 29.

We cover:

Tricking God with an island perimeter wire in New York

The guy who ordered five dollars worth of dipping sauce for three breadsticks

The Vietnam War's secret piss bombing program

Attempting to drive on the left side of the road in England without dying

Good ways to launder drug money through local livestock auctions

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If you are reading this you have avoided the boopisode.

This copy is uncensored but youtube didn't like this copy. wonder why lol.

anyway, are worms the smartest of all creatures? are they typing this as we speak?

Do you want to wear a sackcloth like a 800bc sad boy?

do you hate fireworks as much as us?

Find out this week on almost got banned from youtube bc of mean words!

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Where is the biggest church in Africa?

Would Gordon Ramsey cut chicken faster than that Indian dude who used a knife with his toes?

Chinese biowarfare? Favorite edible bugs? Learning how to finally become a boomer and achieve boomerosis?

We got it all.

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Are the AI data centers stealing your shower thoughts and storing them in huge memory banks? maybe

Is Dick Butkis a funny name? yes.

Martin Boofer King Jr makes an appearance.

and tons more wonderful ideas.

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We bought a yamika.

Wanna talk about biblical plagues and make fun of anime redditors who dress up like super heroes?

Want to help Levi run a bot farm using dead geezers cellphones?

Do you want to hear about the extended LGWM historical universe? (we call people gay.)

Then tune in for this weeks Episode.

also its ep 25 and that's best number bc 5x5 and 5 is best number,

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Were back to talk about how much I despise knot enthusiasts, how to turn 25 bucks of EBT into a pint of vodka, why boomers know that you gotta just use the damn laser beams on Iran.

Ever dug a tunnel around you parents house pretending to be Steve McQueen? We have.

Ever wanted Constantine 2 to be made? We have,

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Are dumps the mines of the future? Is the Pontiac Aztec actually a masterclass in automotive design? In this episode Grant and Levi tackle the heavy questions.

Like why Canada dumps its trash in Michigan, the lost art of 1970s food co-ops,

Plus, a breakdown of raw-meat diet pioneers, high-horsepower station wagons, and a wonderful corporate bathroom pitch.

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Are you the kinda guy who dumps his roadkill collection in his ex girlfriends car windows?

Ever wanted to go to the real life 28 days later monkey island?

Have you ever wanted to pet the gas station troglodytes naked cockatoo?

Have you encountered the dollar general Mississippi Mummy? What about the militant Kroger furry?

Join us this week for some wonderful theoretical situations such as the Three Kyle Island disaster, the hypothetical N chord, and modern medical marvels involving goat testicle implants.

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LGWM on the road for the first time!

Grant travels down to the "great" state of Mississippi to visit Brian aka Young Marley aka 2ply in his own personal swamp.

Join us on an eventful journey that ranges from the locals being scared of gas stations, to fighting kangaroos 1v1.

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Welcome back.

We got new mics, they sound good.

Levi has a lil accident.

Grant lets the hate flow through him.

Maybe a lil movie review, maybe we let the council of unc review your application,

Have you every wanted to channel the spirit of Charlie Kirk?

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