Laser Graves

Road Pirates beware, your co-hosts Maria Rose and E.K. Wimmer are tackling this episode with tiger blood in their veins. This week we discuss The Wraith, a Laser Graves approved classic that has everything you could ever desire in an 80s movie. Don't believe us? Try this on for size: Rad cars, cool outfits, fog machines, babes, hunks, neon lights, heavy metal, death, gangs, drugs, overacting and story that only vaguely makes sense. So look out for Clint Howard's hair and let the magic take hold!

 

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This week prepare to be spooked, not only by a creepy little girl's mullet, but also by author Mary Downing Hahn's classic 1986 children's horror novel Wait Till Helen Comes. If you enjoy stories about dramatic pre-teens, fire, death and craft fair art then have we got the episode for you! Do yourself a favor and listen to this haunting episode of Laser Graves now before Helen comes!

 

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This week it's double trouble! Join us, your co-hosts Maria Rose and E.K., as we embark on an epic journey of swords, magic, sweaty hunks and scantily clad twin warrior babes. Listen in as we overanalyze warlocks battling wizards, barbarians fighting Vikings and a sexually frustrated satyr with a pan flute. As two gods battle in the sky above we podcast down below in this episode for the ages. You only get three lives so don't waste one by missing this breathtaking episode of Laser Graves.

 

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This week we discuss Tobe Hooper's sci-fi classic Lifeforce. This gem features sexy space vampires, soul sucking corpses and an age-defying Patrick Stewart (and by age-defying we mean he's always looked 75). The special effects are rad, the spacesuits are problematic and the British are very British. So strap yourself into your intergalactic space crystal and enjoy the show! 

 

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Join us, your co-hosts Maria Rose and E.K. Wimmer, as we examine everyone's favorite pizza-hating troublemaker, The Noid. On this week's episode we discuss the meteoric rise and dramatic fall in pop culture of the beloved mascot from Domino's Pizza. We also talk about a fascinating true crime event of one schizophrenic man's attempt to reclaim his identity from the corporate giant. Hop in your white limousine, put on your skin-tight red body suit and download this episode in 30 minutes or less because it's hot, if not it's free...oh wait.

 

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If you enjoy running your hands through the hair of children you just met in the mall and being stalked by psychopaths then this is the episode for you! Join us, your co-hosts Maria Rose and E.K. Wimmer, as we discuss author R.L. Stine's 1989 young adult thriller The Babysitter. There are creepy prank calls, teenage make-out parties and Bob Saget references so you know this book is the real deal. See you at Sock City!

 

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This week we do our best to tackle the post-apocalyptic cringeworthy disaster that is Hell Comes to Frogtown. Enter a world where women are only useful when pregnant, frog-people demand painfully long dance routines and Rowdy Roddy Piper shows off his best Three Stooges impressions. Art is subjective, luckily "comedy" is too. Time to please the Three Snakes and download the latest Laser Graves offering, Episode 009: Hell Comes to Frogtown (1988).

 

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This week we're discussing one of our favorite nightmare inducing children's films, the beloved cult classic Return to Oz (1985). Your grandmother hated it, but your headbanging uncle probably thought it was pretty rad. Look out for psychotic Wheelers and join us, your co-hosts Maria Rose and E.K. Wimmer, as we take a ride in a flying couch with a green moose head to discuss the dark and wonderful follow up to Wizard of Oz. If you get scared just tap your elbows together and tell yourself "there's no place like Laser Graves" 

 

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Ready to go on a time-traveling adventure with a 700 year old vampire and Virginia Woolf as they attempt to save humanity? Good, because this week your co-hosts Maria Rose and E.K. Wimmer attempt to tackle cult author Jody Scott's 1984 bonkers, but brilliant novel I, Vampire. See you on the other side everyone!

 

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Question: What do you get when you cross a low budget Italian horror film that was never meant to be seen outside of the Philippines with legendary shock rocker Alice Cooper? Answer: Monster Dog! Join us, your co-hosts Maria Rose and E.K. Wimmer, as we discuss sandwiches, Scooby-Doo, purebred dogs and silver bullets on this week's episode of Laser Graves. It's a howling good time you don't want to miss!

 

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