"Frankly my dear, I don't riverdance"

This week we take you through the rip roaring excitement of Michael Flatley smash hit Blackbird. Imagine if you can, James Bond crossed with Michael Scarn and then a big dollop of Death in Paradise.

You will hear all about Flatleys hat obsession, the perils of nets, having ravioli for supper, BOAT CRIMES, secret fights and how much Mack the Knife is too much?

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